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“You in?” For good.

December 17, 2009

With the holidays coming up, there are many people looking for a little kindness in a time of need... and there are many willing to help. To spark the goodness, Yahoo created, You In?", which inspires people to do a good deed and then post it on the site. You can read what other people are doing across the country or even in your area using the map.

My favorite so far: One person used his quarterly work bonus to take two unemployed fathers Christmas shopping for their kids.

Want to get involved? It's simple – do a good deed and share it with others!

New fodder for the anti-smoking message

July 17, 2009

The truth® campaign has worked hard over the years to convince youth that smoking can be harmful to their health. But now thanks to a programming error, there's a new message against smoking. It's harmful on your wallet.

One New Hampshire smoker was recently charge $23 quadrillion for a pack of cigarettes.

In case you can't envision what $23 quadrillion looks like... here it is: $23,148,855,308,184,500. Ouch!

Attention music fans... Elvis is alive.

December 22, 2008

And here's your chance to record with the king. To promote the new Elvis Presley Christmas Duets CD, Sony Music has created a micro site where you can add your vocals to Blue Christmas and then forward your 15 seconds of fame to anyone and everyone.

Of course, you can also sample music from the CD and watch music videos. So what are you waiting for – Elvis won't be alive forever. Warm up your vocal chords, and have a "blue, blue blue blue Christmas."

Its time to meet the muppets - on YouTube

October 7, 2008

Let's get a little nostalgic. After nearly a 20-year hiatus, the Muppets are back. And with a whole generation that doesn't know Beaker, Gonzo, or even Kermit and Miss Piggy, there's work to be done.

So the media blitz is on. With YouTube videos, promos with everyone from the Jonas Brothers to the cast of Desperate Housewives, merchandise, and a revamped web site, something big must be happening. Rumor has it – Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame is working on a movie for 2010 release.

We wonder where they'll pop up next...

No way!

September 16, 2008

For the first time in the history of the Internet, porn isn't the hottest web surfing destination. Social networking sites are.

Mark your calendars, people. Today, September 15, 2008, is a monumental day. We never thought sex would cede its throne. However, we have to ask an important question, here.

Is this latest trend an indication that we're evolving, using the vast interconnectedness of the World Wide Web for purposes that enrich our human condition? Or, have we become so dependent on computers for our social interaction that we've actually devolved, replacing real human contact with an isolated existence that transforms artificial, abstract associations into interpretations of companionship?

Wow. Ever feel like Frank the Tank in Old School?

Our top 10 tips for using viral videos to market to women

July 8, 2008

After some informal office polling, we've uncovered what women really think about viral videos. And the answers may – or may not – surprise you.

10. We're busy. Cut to the chase and don't waste our time or intellect with long or overly complicated videos.

9. Hey, we like sports almost as much as any guy. But we really don't want to see your bruised, broken, and battered bodies.

8. Live TV. Because we love the unexpected.

7. There is such a thing as a good fake. If you can pull off an engaging spoof, skit, or prank, we'll forward it to everyone we know.

6. Kids say the darndest things.

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Here's our card.

June 26, 2008

Over the years, we've frequently lent our creative capabilities to Hewlett-Packard. So when the time came to promote our HP Approved Supplier status, we knew a simple letter just wouldn't do. Instead, we created an interactive calling card (or in layman's terms, a self-promotion microsite).

Cruise on over to www.burnsmarketing.com/hp for a one-of-a-kind look into our capabilities – and a few laughs.

The SEO Rapper

June 25, 2008

We checked with our programmers, and everything he says is the truth. Get skooled...

On rewarding experiences

June 23, 2008

Anyone know the going rate for a click-through on your banner ad? Let's just say 5-percent is stellar, and the odds are seriously stacked against you. So, when you overcome those incredible odds and convince someone to actually click, you better reward them with meaningful content. Giant bicycles did not follow that philosophy, and likely turns the rare campaign participants away by directing them to this page instead:

A better idea here would be to map the user's geographic location dynamically with a simple bit of code. Then, Giant could offer relevant incentives that would be much more likely to result in a sale. It's all about ensuring the most rewarding experience possible with every campaign.

Happy Spamiversary!

May 9, 2008

E-mail spam turns 30 this week.

Creepy.

March 19, 2008

We aren't sure why anyone would want to put their face on Micheal Jackson's body, but through the miracle of the interweb, now you can. Head on over to michaeljackson.com and put your face into the Thriller video.

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