What would the King do?

Just the other day, the hottest viral video showed us some dude who took a bath in a Burger King utility sink. Gross? Sure. Wildly popular across the Internet? Absolutely.

So, we know what you're thinking, 'cause we thought it, too. How can this lone troubled teenager upstage the geniuses at CP+B? And why wasn't their "A" team up all night creating a retort?

Everyone down in Boulder must be too busy with Microsoft.